Lighten up Mondays

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landscape-536173_1280Depending on where you live, you’re either enjoying a warm and sunny spring season or you’re concerned about an unseasonal snow storm. Either way, you’ll appreciate these weather-related jokes:

We use a really strong sun block when we go to the beach with the kids. It’s SPF 80: you squeeze the tube and a sweater comes out.

As we waited for the bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold. I nodded knowingly, “It’s early signs of typothermia.”

Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation.

Why does moisture destroy leather? When it’s raining, cows don’t go up to the farmhouse yelling, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”

…and mercifully, the last joke:

Electricity is just organized lightning.



3 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    April 11, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Good ones, Irene! We’ve got clouds today, but the temperatures have warmed a bit.

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      boomer98053 responded:
      April 12, 2016 at 8:30 am

      I’m telling you, the weather changes so rapidly. We took a hike last Saturday with sunshine and 70+ degrees. On Sunday I had my fleece on again … inside my house!

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