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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on September 14, 2015 Updated on September 11, 2015

Charlie experienced a bit of confusion at the liquor store the other day.  When he was ready to pay for his whiskey, the check-out clerk said, “Strip down, facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to the store owner about excessive security running amok, he did just as the clerk had instructed.

When the hysterical, shrieking of alarms finally subsided, Charlie found out that the clerk was referring to his debit card.

He was asked to shop elsewhere in the future.