Lighten up Mondays

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Happy sunshine faceReporter: “So you are 100 years old.  How did you manage to live so long?”

Old man: “Well, son, I got married when I was 21.  The wife and I decided that if we had arguments, the loser would take a long walk to get over being mad.  I suppose I have benefited most by 79 years of fresh air.”

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Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club.

“We’re supposed to wear something that matches our husband’s hair so I’m wearing black,” said Mrs. Smith.

“Oh my,” said Mrs. Jones, “I’d better not go.”

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