Lighten up Mondays
An old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had taken.
The lady replied, “A can of peaches.”
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can, she replied, “Nine.”
The judge said, “Well then, I’m going to give you nine days in jail – one day for each peach.”
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady’s husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak. The judge granted him permission.
The husband said, “Your honor, she also stole a can of peas.”
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August 10, 2015 at 7:09 am
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