Lighten up Mondays

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Happy sunshine faceA husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, “Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?” He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“I don’t know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.”

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As George got out of the shower he said to his wife “Honey, it’s too darned hot to wear clothes today, what do you think the neighbors will say if I mow the lawn naked.”

“That I married you for your money”.

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One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    August 3, 2015 at 7:43 am

    Ha ha! Good ones, Irene! 🙂

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