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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on May 18, 2015 Updated on May 16, 2015

I can not tell a lie; today is my birthday, so I’m putting myself out there with some advancing age birthday humor that all of us can enjoy because all of us are advancing in our age:

You know you’re old when:

• In a hostage situation, you are most likely to be released first
• You and your teeth don’t sleep together
• People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
• You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays …”
• The clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style, come back in style
• Things you buy now won’t ever wear out
• There’s nothing left to learn the hard way
• “Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative
• When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
• When happy hour is a nap (actually, for me, it would be: when happy hour begins at 4)
• When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise

None of us should complain about getting older because it’s proof that we’ve done something right so far ’cause we’re still around!