Lighten up Mondays

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Happy sunshine faceEarth Day is this week, April 22nd, 2015.  I’ve managed to find some some humor to spread in honor of our planet’s day:

Amusing Earth Anagrams:

  • Global Warming is an anagram of “Ball going warm”
  • The causes of global warming is an anagram of “Foul gases gleam with carbon”
  • Greenhouse Effect is an anagram of “Huge trees offense”

The day an environmentalist dies:

An environmentalist dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an environmentalist, you’re in the wrong place.” Thinking that heaven could never make an error, the environmentalist reports to the gates of hell and is granted entrance.

Pretty soon, she gets dissatisfied with the environment in hell and starts implementing eco-friendly improvements. After some time, global warming and air & water pollution are under control. The landscape is covered with grass and plants, the food is organic, and people are happy. The environmentalist has become a pretty popular gal.

One day God calls Satan up on the phone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there?”  Satan replies, “Hey, things are great! We have clean air and water, the temperature is better, the food tastes better, and there’s no telling what this environmentalist will fix next.”

God replies, “What? You’ve got an environmentalist? That’s a mistake; she should never have gotten down there. Send her up here at once.”  Satan says, “No way  I like having an environmentalist on staff and I’m keeping her.”

God says, “Send her back or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs, “Yeah, right, and just where are you going to get a lawyer?”

One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    April 20, 2015 at 10:27 am

    That was good, Irene. 🙂

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