Sam was the owner of a world-wide branch of stores and a millionaire many times over. When his daughter, Sandy, got engaged to a very religious young man, Sam called his future son-in-law into his office.
“So tell me,” said Sam, “what are your plans for the future?”
“Well,” said the future groom, “I plan on studying the Bible all of my life.”
“And how exactly do you plan on supporting my daughter if you’re studying all day?”
“I am sure the Lord will provide,” answered the young man.
“And what about your kids? How do you plan on supporting them?”
“The Lord will provide,” answered the young man again.
Later that evening Sam and his wife sat down to talk.
“How did it go?”, asked Sam’s wife.
“It went great,” Sam replied. “I had just met the young fellow and already he thinks I’m the Lord!”