Lighten up Mondays

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I’m starting the first Monday of the New Year with some clean, adult humor:

“Doctor, I’m losing my sex urge,” complained Ruth at her annual checkup.

“Mrs. Hampton, that’s understandable at eighty-four,” said the doctor, “but tell me, when did you first start noticing this?”

“Last night,” she answered, “and then again this morning.”

“Aha,” said the doctor.  “Your problem isn’t a diminished sex drive, it’s that you’re not getting enough sex.  You should be having relations at least fifteen times a month.”

Thanking him and heading home, the old woman couldn’t wait to report the doctor’s prescription to her husband.  “Guess what, Honey?  The doctor says I need it fifteen times a month!”

Her husband put down his newspaper and replied, “That’s just great, Sweetie.  Put me down for five.”

4 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Kurt said:
    January 5, 2015 at 3:10 pm

    LOL. Very cute.


    Seniorly Team said:
    January 5, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    Great way to start the week. I’m a follower!


    Jill Weatherholt said:
    January 5, 2015 at 8:05 am

    Thanks for the giggles! 🙂


      boomer98053 responded:
      January 5, 2015 at 8:10 am

      If we can laugh first thing Monday morning we’ve had a good start to the week. Thanks for reading!

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