Lighten up Mondays

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???????????????????????????????To:  All Employees

From: Management

Subject: Office conduct during the Holiday season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (The Federal Revelry Office & Leisure Industry Council):

  1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is strongly discouraged;
  2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredibly high long-distance bill);
  3. Work requests are not to be filed under “Bah Humbug”‘
  4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house;
  5. All fruitcake is to be eaten before July 25th;
  6. Eggnog will not be dispensed in vending machines this year.

In spite of all the above, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.

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