Lincoln, a young man, wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Lucy, something nice for their fifth wedding anniversary. He decided to buy her a cell phone. She was all excited, loved her phone and the husband explained all the features of the phone to her.
The next day Lucy went shopping. Her phone rang and it was Lincoln. “Hi honey,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?”
She replied, “I just love it, it’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there’s one thing I don’t understand.”
“What’s that, baby?” asked her husband.
“How did you know where I was?”