A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a disturbing phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there is something underneath it.”
“I see,” responded the psychiatrist “That’s a common phobia that I am very qualified to treat, but it will likely take around 20 sessions.”
“OK” responded the lady “how much is each session?”
“Oh it’s just $80 a session, but trust me it’s well worth it.”
When the lady didn’t come back to the psychiatrist he gave the lady a call.
“How come I didn’t hear from you?”
“Well” responded the lady “when I came home and told my husband about the cost he thought he could save some money by just cutting the legs off the bed!”