Lighten up Mondays
Lauren was frustrated. She had complained dozens of times to her daughter about her newest gag of kissing the bathroom mirror immediately after applying lipstick, to no avail.
Finally, one day after spending a half-hour scrubbing the mirror, only to find another kiss mark an hour later, Lauren had enough.
“Lizzy!” the mother hollered.
“What?” came her daughter’s reply from behind her bedroom door.
“I can’t find the toilet brush that I’ve been using to clean the bathroom mirror. Do you have any idea where it is?”
After hearing the gagging coming from behind the bedroom door, Lauren knew her days of cleaning kiss marks off of mirrors were over.