Lighten up Mondays
The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymore. He needed to try some pork, just to see what it tasted like.
One summer day he told his members he was going on a vacation. He packed, went out of town, and headed to the nearest restaurant. After sitting down he ordered a roasted pig and impatiently waited for his delicacy.
After just a few minutes, he heard someone call his name and to his great chagrin he saw one of his fellow vegetarian society members walking towards him. Just at that same moment, the waiter walked over with a huge platter that held a full roasted pig with an apple in its mouth.
Thinking quickly, the leader said, “Isn’t that something, all I do is order an apple, and look what it comes with!”
Living: the ultimate team sport 