Lighten up Mondays

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Metal SunA man died and went to The Judgment and was told, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you that we’ve looked over your life and to be honest, you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad.  We’re not sure what to do with you.  Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yes.  Once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs.  I pulled over, got out a bat from my trunk, and went up to the leader of the thugs.  He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced straight through his lip.  Well, I tore that ring out of his lip and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow, that’s impressive.  When did this happen?”

“About three minutes ago,” came his reply.

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