Lighten up Mondays

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What follows are a couple humorous discussions about marriage:

When the traveling salesman got the message at the hotel desk that his wife had given birth, he rushed to the phone.

“Hi, honey,” he cried happily.  “Is it a boy or a girl?”

“Irving, Irving,” sighed his weary wife, “is that all you can think about?  Sex, sex, sex?”

Metal SunAn aspiring actor called home to announce with great pride that he’d been cast in an off-Broadway play.  “It’s a real opportunity, Dad,” he said.  “I play this guy who’s been married for twenty-five years.”

“That’s great, son,” enthused his father.  “And one of these days you’ll work up to a speaking part.”

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