More than anything, a young man from the city wanted to be a cowboy.
“This,” he said, showing him a rope, “is called a lariat. We use it to catch the cows.”
“Hmmm,” said the man, “and what do you use for bait?”
Two men went duck hunting with their dogs but were having no success.
“I think I figured out what we’re doing wrong,” said the first hunter.
“Oh, yeah? What’s that?” asked the other.
“We’re not throwing the dogs high enough.”