Lighten up Mondays

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Two jokes involving a wife and her husband where the wife gets in the last word:

A woman was sipping a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband when she said,

“I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”

Her husband then asked, “Is that you, or the wine talking?”

The wife replied, “It’s me talking … to the wine.”

A woman accompanied her husband when he went for his annual medical checkup.  After the appointment, and while the husband was getting dressed, the doctor came out to the waiting room to meet with the man’s wife.

“Ma’am, I don’t like the way he looks.”

To which she replied,

“Neither do I; but he’s handy around the house.”

Come back for next week’s Lighten up Mondays where the husband gets the last laugh, and the last word.

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