Lighten up Mondays

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A preacher was asked to give a talk at a women’s health symposium.  His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak about sex.

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Thinking quickly, he replied, “I’m going to be talking about sailing.”

“Oh, that’s nice,” said his wife.

The next day at the grocery store, a young woman who had attended the lecture recognized the minister’s wife.  “That was certainly an excellent talk your husband gave yesterday,” she said.  “He really has a unique perspective on the subject.”

Somewhat surprised, the minister’s wife replied, “Gee, funny you should think so.  I mean, he’s only done it twice.  The first time he threw up, and the second time, his hat blew off!”

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