Lighten Up Mondays

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Some humor for you involving man’s best friend, and other animals:

A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big collie sitting in front of him.  Even more amazing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places through the comedy.

“Excuse me,” the man said to the woman, “but I think it’s astounding that your dog enjoys the movie so much.”

“I’m surprised myself,” she replied.  “He hated the book.”

Français : Chatte noir et blanc, agée de 2 ans...
(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Kerry the tomcat was scampering all over the neighborhood: down alleys, up fire escapes, into cellars.

A disturbed neighbor knocked on the owner’s door and said, “Your cat is rushing about like mad.”

“I know,” the man conceded.  “My cat has just been neutered and he’s running around canceling engagements.”

Several racehorses are in a stable.  One of them starts boasting about his track record.  “Of my last 15 races,” he says, “I’ve won eight.”

Another horse breaks in, “Well, I’ve won 19 of my last 27!”

“That’s good, but I’ve taken 28 of 36,” says another, flicking his tail.

Eos, A Favorite Greyhound of Prince Albert
(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

At this point, a greyhound who’s been sitting nearby pipes up.  “I don’t mean to boast,” he says, “but of my last 90 races, I’ve won 88.”

The horses are clearly amazed.  “Wow,” says one after a prolonged silence, “a talking dog!”

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