Lighten up Mondays

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Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy is in the bathroom.

As Jimmy is getting undressed, he says to himself, “How am I going to tell her?  How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world’s smelliest feet?”  Then he throws his socks underneath the bed.

Kathy walks out of the bathroom, and, too chicken to face her, Jimmy runs past her and goes into the bathroom.

Kathy sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself, “How am I going to tell him?  How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world’s worst breath?  I’ve got to tell him, and I know just how to do it.”

Just then, Jimmy walks out of the bathroom.  Kathy runs up to him, gives him a huge wet kiss, pulls back and says, “Honey, I’ve got to tell you something.”

Jimmy says, “Yeah, I know.  You just ate my socks.”

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