Two clerics get into a car accident and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the men are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, one says to the other.
“There’s nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live in peace the rest of our lives.”
The other replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.”
“And look at this, says the other, “here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune!”
He then hands the bottle to the other man, who takes a few big swigs and hands the bottle back. The man takes back the bottle and immediately puts the cap on.
The other man asks, “Aren’t you going to take a drink?”
“No, I think I’ll wait for the police to join us.”