Lighten up Mondays.
A guest checks out of the hotel:
“What’s this daily charge for ‘fruit’?” the hotel patron asked the front-desk manager. “We didn’t eat any.”
“But the fruit was placed in your room every day, sir. It isn’t our fault you didn’t take advantage of it.”
“I see,” said the man as he then subtracted $150 from his hotel bill.
“What are you doing?” sputtered the manager.
“I’m subtracting $50 a day for your kissing my wife.”
“What?” said the manager, “I didn’t kiss your wife!”
“Ah,” replied the man, “but she was there.”
Living: the ultimate team sport 
August 6, 2012 at 9:09 am
Made me look! lol Funny
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August 6, 2012 at 9:17 am
Humor grabs us when we’re not even looking for it – and for that, I’m grateful for those interludes.
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