Chilly jokes for those of us buried in snow: No. 2

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Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven’s gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter.

Jimmy:  “How did you get here?”

Johnny:  “Hypothermia.  You?”

Jimmy:  “You won’t believe it.  I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy.  I accused my wife of unfaithfulness and searched the whole house without any luck.  Then I felt so bad about the whole thing, I had a massive heart attack.”

Johnny:  “Oh, man.  If you had checked the walk-in freezer, we’d both be alive.”

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