Chilly jokes for those of us buried in snow: No.1

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Two ministers died and went to heaven.  St. Peter greeted them and said,

“Your condos aren’t ready yet.  Until they’re finished, you can return to earth as anything you want.”

“Fine,” said the first minister.  “I’ve always wanted to be an eagle soaring over the Grand Canyon.”

“And I’d like to be a real cool stud!” said the second minister.

Poof!  Their wishes were granted.

When the condos were finished, St. Peter asked an assistant to bring back the two ministers.

“How will I find them?” the assistant said.

“One is soaring over the Grand Canyon,” St. Peter replied.  “The other may be tough to locate.  He’s somewhere in Detroit – on a snow tire.”

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