The birds and the bees
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The night before her wedding, Maria pulled her mother aside for an intimate little chat.
“Mom,” she confided, “I want you to tell me how I can make my new husband happy.”
The bride’s mother took a deep breath.
“Well, my child,” she began, “when two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing.”
“I know how to do that, Mom,” interrupted the girl.
“I want you to teach me how to make lasagna.”