out of gas

Lighten up Mondays.

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The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help.  Finally two men walked up to her.

“I’m out of gas,” she purred.  “Could you push me to a service station?”

They readily put their muscles to the car and rolled it several blocks.  After a while, one of the men looked up, exhausted, to see that they had just passed a filling station.

Filling station and garage at Pie Town, New Mexico
(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“How come you didn’t turn in?” he yelled.

“Oh, I never go there,” the woman shouted back.  “They don’t have full service.”

And here’s a Lighten up Mondays bonus:

What an automated society we live in.  Have you ever noticed that when a traffic signal turns green, it automatically activates the horn of the car behind you?