out of gas
The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her.
“I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to a service station?”
They readily put their muscles to the car and rolled it several blocks. After a while, one of the men looked up, exhausted, to see that they had just passed a filling station.
“How come you didn’t turn in?” he yelled.
“Oh, I never go there,” the woman shouted back. “They don’t have full service.”
And here’s a Lighten up Mondays bonus:
What an automated society we live in. Have you ever noticed that when a traffic signal turns green, it automatically activates the horn of the car behind you?