Lighten up Mondays

Posted on March 2, 2015 Updated on March 1, 2015

A solicitor for the Red Cross arrived at the house of a well-to-do couple to ask for a donation.  Hearing a commotion inside, he knocked extra-loudly on the door.

A somewhat disheveled man opened the door.  “What can I do for you?” he growled, clearly upset about something.

“I would like to speak to the Master of the house,” said the Red Cross solicitor.

“Then you’re just in time,” barked the young man, “My wife and I are settling that very question right now”