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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on February 27, 2017 Updated on February 25, 2017

Two clerics get into a car accident and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the men are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, one says to the other,

“There’s nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.”

The other cleric agrees, and adds,

“And look at this, here’s another miracle, my car was completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

He then hands the bottle to the other cleric who takes a few big swigs and hands the bottle back. The other man takes back the bottle and immediately puts the cap on.

“Aren’t you going to take a drink?”

“No, I think I’ll wait for the police to join us,” he said.