Lighten up Mondays
Since I’m on the road/on vacation while today’s post appears, I thought I’d provide a couple traveling jokes:
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?”
Cop: “Oh sister, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on!
Sister: “Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be more careful.”
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. Cop: “Excuse me, Sister, what’s wrong with your friends back there? They’re shaking something terrible.”
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”
Living: the ultimate team sport 
October 10, 2016 at 8:16 am
LOL!
LikeLiked by 1 person