Lighten up Mondays

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landscape-536173_1280Since I’m on the road/on vacation while today’s post appears, I thought I’d provide a couple traveling jokes:

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?”

 Sister: “Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65.”

Cop: “Oh sister, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on!

Sister: “Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be more careful.”

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.  Cop:  “Excuse me, Sister, what’s wrong with your friends back there? They’re shaking something terrible.”

 Sister: “Oh, we just got off of highway 119.”
*****

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”

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One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    October 10, 2016 at 8:16 am

    LOL!

    Liked by 1 person

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