Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy Snickers Ice Cream Bars [substitute chocolate, a good bottle of wine, an excellent cup of coffee … ] and that’s pretty close.
Happiness is when someone says to you, “Gee, you’ve lost weight!”
Some people bring happiness wherever they go; others bring happiness whenever they go.
Happiness is seeing a photo of your crotchety ol’ neighbor on the back of a milk carton.
And closing with a joke:
Two dogs are walking along a street; they’re passed by a third dog driving a trailer load of logs. One dog turns to the other and says, “He started fetching a stick and built a business from there.”