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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on July 11, 2016 Updated on July 10, 2016

More often than not, men and women alike dread the start of swimming season, also known as swimsuit season. I have a suit that only gets worn when I’m on vacation where I’m quite certain to never run into anyone I know.

It’s not the greatest looking piece of swimwear but save for swimming fully clothed when temperatures are in the 80s, it’s my choice for ocean and swimming pool activities. Here are a few humorous musings to get you through the very first time you appear in public in your chosen swimwear.

If I start my diet and exercise regimen right now, I ought to be bathing suit ready by 2026.

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like, “Nah, girl, you’re good.”

Best of luck on your transition from Seasonal Affective Disorder to Swimsuit Shopping Despair.

Bikini season is right around the corner. Sadly, Baskin Robbins was closer.

And finally…

Unlike bathing suits, flip-flops fit year after year.