Lighten up Mondays

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Happy sunshine faceA lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into her husband’s mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night she does just that.

About a week later, she’s back at the doctor’s office where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped off all my clothes and made love to me right there on the table!”

The doctor replied, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong. The medical foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”

“Nah, that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”

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One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    November 2, 2015 at 12:24 pm

    Ha ha! Powerful stuff! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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