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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on August 31, 2015 Updated on August 8, 2015

An elderly couple went to church one Sunday.  Halfway through the service the wife leaned over and whispered in her husband’s ear,

I’ve just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?”

The husband replied,

“Put a new battery in  your hearing aid.”