Lighten up Mondays
The tax man cometh:
There are two things you need to know about taxes: the filing deadline is April 15th and when you write your check, just make it out to China. – David Letterman
Tax day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C. and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands. – Jimmy Kimmel
The U. S. Senate is considering a bill that would tax Botox. When Botox users heard this they were horrified. Well, I think they were horrified, it’s difficult to tell. – Craig Ferguson
I’m not going to pay taxes. When they say I’m going to prison, I’ll say, no, prison costs taxpayers a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to incarcerate me, and we’ll call it even. – Jimmy Kimmel
65% of people say that cheating on your taxes is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women. – Jay Leno
When it comes to taxes, there are two types of people. There are those that get it done early, also called psychopaths, and then the rest of us. – Jimmy Kimmel
Guilty as charged.
May 19, 2015 at 7:43 am
Hi,
I found your site researching blog information with an intent to start a Baby Boomer Humor Blog. Do you write the Monday laughs? May I include them on my blog with proper acknowledgment. Thank you.
Pat Finn
http://www.patfinnbabyboomerhumor.com
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May 19, 2015 at 7:47 am
I don’t write them; I find them on the Internet. Very much looking forward to your humorous blog. What a great idea you’ve got there. Of course you can Press or Reblog my posts (and I’ll do the same for your articles) and they’ll then appear on your blog.
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April 15, 2015 at 9:08 am
Loved the tax quotes–much needed laughs when it comes to taxes!
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April 13, 2015 at 7:54 am
Thanks for the Monday laughs, Irene. 🙂
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