Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change so much, most of us wouldn’t know how to start a conversation.
It’s been raining so much in Seattle, the Chia pet I threw in my garbage is now blocking my entire driveway.
According to a news story, if global warming continues, the only chance we’ll have to see a polar bear is in the zoo … so in other words, nothing is going to change.
If I’m on the golf course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. – Bob Hope said that one