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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on March 9, 2015 Updated on March 6, 2015

With winter still having a strangle hold on the East Coast and spring tempting us elsewhere, here are some weather jokes to get you through your day:

Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change so much, most of us wouldn’t know how to start a conversation.

It’s been raining so much in Seattle, the Chia pet I threw in my garbage is now blocking my entire driveway.

According to a news story, if global warming continues, the only chance we’ll have to see a polar bear is in the zoo … so in other words, nothing is going to change.

If I’m on the golf course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. – Bob Hope said that one