Lighten up Mondays

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Two guys, Jimmy and Clarence, were standing at heaven’s gate waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter.

Jimmy: “How did you get here?”

Clarence: “Hypothermia, you?”

Jimmy: “You won’t believe it.  I was sure my wife was cheating on me so I came home early one day hoping to catch them in the act.  I accused my wife of unfaithfulness and searched the whole house without any luck.  Then I felt so bad about the whole thing, I had a massive heart attack.”

Clarence: “Oh, man, if you had checked the walk-in freezer, we’d both be alive.”

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One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    February 16, 2015 at 8:06 am

    Ha ha! Thanks for the laugh. 🙂

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