Lighten up Mondays

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???????????????????????????????Okay all you 60 year-old or older fabulous people.  Here are some Questions & Answers that some of you may relate to:

Q:  Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?  A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q:  How can I increase the heart rate of my over 60 year-old mate?  A:  Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q:  How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?  A:  Take off your glasses.

Q:  Seriously!  What can us women do for Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on our face?  A:  Go braless, it will usually pull them out.

Q:  Why should people 60 years-old or older use valet parking?  A:  Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q:  Is it common for 60 plus year-olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?  A:  Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem.

Q:  As people age, do they sleep soundly?  A:  Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:  Where should 60 plus year-olds look for eye glasses?  A:  On their foreheads, or the last place they left them … if they can remember.

Q:  What is the most common remark made by 60 plus year-olds when they enter antique stores?  A:  “Gosh, I remember all of these things!”

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