Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over 60 year-old mate? A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can us women do for Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on our face? A: Go braless, it will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should people 60 years-old or older use valet parking? A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60 plus year-olds to have problems with short-term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60 plus year-olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads, or the last place they left them … if they can remember.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60 plus year-olds when they enter antique stores? A: “Gosh, I remember all of these things!”