Lighten up Mondays
The neighbors thought it was a bit unusual, but they were happy that 93-year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important had happened the night before. It was during breakfast that Morton finally remembered what it was: he had proposed to his date, Greta. But how had she responded? He just couldn’t remember.
Morton picked up the phone and dialed his date, “Hi Greta. I have a funny question for you. Do you remember when I proposed to you last night?”
“Oh my gosh,” gushed Greta, “I’m so glad you called. I knew I said yes to somebody but I just couldn’t recall who it was!”
Living: the ultimate team sport 