Lighten up Mondays
An old man went to the doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem.
“Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.”
The old man, excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper.
Standing 20 feet away, the man asks, “Honey, what’s for supper?” After receiving no response, he tried it again 15 feet away; again no response. He tried it again at 10 feet away and still no response. Finally he was just 5 feet away, “Honey, what’s for supper?” to which she replied, “For the fourth time, it’s lasagna!”
Living: the ultimate team sport 
July 13, 2014 at 2:18 pm
I could see this happening but I fear I might be the hearing impaired in this scenario.
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July 13, 2014 at 2:30 pm
LOL. Not in my household. Sometimes I think I’m carrying on conversations all by myself, even when I’m sitting a foot away from my hubby. His concentration is so keen, e.g., watching TV, that nothing else exists outside of that sphere. So it goes.
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