Lighten up Mondays

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Metal SunWith all the computer security issues that have occurred lately, I thought it might be healthy to have a few computer jokes to start our week.

Three signs that you need to get away from the computer:

  1. You try entering your password into the microwave oven panel;
  2. You email your kids in their bedrooms to tell them that dinner is ready and they email you back, “What’s for dinner?”
  3. You chat several times daily with a stranger from Australia, but haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor in months!”

A project manager, a computer programmer, and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.  The three of them try to solve the problem.

The project manager said, “Let’s catch a cab and in ten minutes, we’ll reach our destination.”  The computer programmer said, “We have the driver’s guide.  I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive.”  The computer operator said, “First of all, let’s turn off the engine and turn it on again.  Maybe it will fix the problem.”

Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said, “Try to close all windows, get off the car, then get in and try again!”

That’s always the solution, isn’t it?

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