A man walked into a second-story bar and ordered a drink. The man next to him began a conversation about wind currents in the area. The first man said he didn’t understand what was so special about the wind, so the second man said, “Let me demonstrate.”
With that, he went to the window, jumped out, did a little spin in midair and came back in. “See how great the currents are? You can do the same thing.”
After a few more drinks and much prodding, the first man decided to test the wind currents for himself. He went to the window, jumped out, and fell to the ground.
The bartender looked at the other man sand said, “Superman, you’re really mean when you’re drunk.”