Lighten up Mondays
Depending upon where you live, many schools are on Spring break, even though in many places around the United States and the world, one look out the window won’t convince you that Spring has actually arrived. But this isn’t a weather entry, rather, what follows are a few snippets of humor on the subject of school:
- I had the worst study habits, the lowest grades . . . then I found out what I was doing wrong. I was highlighting with a black Magic Marker. – Jeff Altman
- I knew comedy was for me when I was the only Asian in high school who failed math. But you know, when I failed, eight other students around me failed too. – Dat Phan
- My school was so tough, when the kids had their school pictures taken, there was one taken from the front and one from the side. – Norm Crosby
- During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids. “Now I’m dropping this silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve? “No, sir,” a student called out. “No?” queried the professor. “Perhaps you can explain why the silver coin won’t dissolve.” “Because if it would, you wouldn’t have dropped it in.”
- “Our economics professor talks to himself. Does yours?” “Yes, but he doesn’t realize it. He thinks we’re listening.”
Living: the ultimate team sport 