What is love?
Love is staying awake all night with a sick child – or a very healthy adult. (attributed to David Frost)
What about luck?
Ever notice how the person who remarks, “Well, that’s the way the ball bounces,” is usually the one who dropped the ball?
What about losers?
A guy who hit it big in Las Vegas – or did he? He drove there in a $20,000 car, and returned home in a $80,000 Greyhound bus.