Lighten up Mondays

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With a focus on education – here’s this week’s Monday humor, starting with a Q&A and then on to three jokes:

Question: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Answer:  I don’t know and I don’t care.

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.  The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry.  I didn’t know that,” said the store manager.  “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”

My parents sent my brother through law school.  He graduated.  Now he’s suing them for wasting seven years of his life.

Which leads me to this last joke:

If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?

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