Lighten up Mondays
A movie producer was telling his pal about giving his fiancee a string of pearls for her birthday.
“Why,” asked his friend, “don’t you give her something practical – like a car?”
The producer answered, “Did you ever hear of a phony automobile?”
In 1995 when Disneyland (Anaheim, California) celebrated its 40th anniversary, Disney officials buried a time capsule,” reports Jay Leno.
“They say it will be dug up in 50 years – or when the last person in line at Space Mountain gets to the front, whichever comes first.”