Here’s a mish mosh of amusing, sometimes funny, ponderings:
The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the campus on Parents’ Day and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab. “What are you working on?” he asked.
“A universal solvent,” explained the son, “a solvent that’ll dissolve anything.”
The father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud, “What’ll you keep it in?
A man was trying to understand the nature of God and asked him: “God, how long is a million years to you?” God answered: “A million years is like a minute.”
Then the man asked: “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” And God replied: “A million dollars is like a penny.”
Finally the man asked: “God could you give me a penny?” And God said: “In a minute.”
As an informed and wise society, we prefer the old-fashioned alarm clock to the kind that awakens you with soft music or a gentle whisper.
If there’s one thing we can’t stand early in the morning, it’s hypocrisy.