Lighten up Mondays.
A man and his wife had an argument one evening and weren’t speaking to each other afterward. He had a business flight in the morning, so before he went to bed, he wrote a note reading,
“Please wake me at 5:00 a.m.,” and left it on her pillow.
The next morning the man woke up to discover it was 7:00 and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go confront his wife when he noticed a piece of paper next to his pillow. The paper said,
“It’s 5:00 a.m. Wake up.”
Living: the ultimate team sport 