Lighten Up Mondays.

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A man moved into a nursing home.

He soon noticed that a woman was constantly staring at him.  After a few days, he approached her and asked,

“Ma’am, why have you been staring at me all the time?”

“You look just like my third husband,” she replied.

“Well, how many times have you been married?” he asked.

She answered, “Twice.”

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