Lighten up Mondays.

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Without a doubt, there are well-noted differences between men and women:

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study that indicated that men use on average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.

“Well,” she replied, “that’s because women have to repeat everything they say when they’re talking to men.”

“What?” he said.

And another one:

A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”  She said, “Oh, I’d love to be ten again.”

He came up with a plan, and on the morning of her birthday he took her to a theme park.  They rode every ride in the park together.

Lunchtime soon came, so into McDonald’s they went where she was given a Big Mac with french fries and a milkshake.  After lunch, he took her to a movie theater to watch the latest movie for kids – complete with popcorn and soda.

At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.  Her husband leaned over and asked,

“So, sweetheart, what was it like being ten again?  She looked at him and said quietly, “Actually, I meant the dress size.”

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